I can't begin to describe how depressing it is to see all those little white flakes. If I didn't have a driveway and a sidewalk to shovel, I might actually enjoy the view.
As it is, I'm desperately trying to learn to teleport, so I can move my house, my family and my job to a climate that won't send me into a downward spiral of eating brownies, swearing under my breath and casting frustrated glances out the window.
But, I think I've figured out how to shovel snow and still avoid feeling like I want to gouge my eyes out.
The answer?
A flamethrower.
This could change my whole philosophy about living in a cold climate.
Now I know what is going to be at the top of my list for Santa this year.
Wow! You'll be the most popular guy in your neighborhood! (or the scariest!)
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean about the continuing snow... we had a day of snowflakes around here yesterday and I was so grateful that they didn't stick!
that would be awesome! except, if your daughter happened to run in front of it while you were shoveling. i mean flame-throwing.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeletea must-have for every gentleman.
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