So, this probably won't be funny to most people, but it is indicative of my daughter.
The other day, my daughter came up to my wife and asked:
"Mommy? Does Jesus fight the Holy Ghost?"
This may baffle most of you (it baffled me when my wife told me), but in context, it makes perfect sense.
My daughter is a huge fan of Scooby Doo right now. HUGE.
Since most of the episodes are of them fighting some type of monster, and since many times it involves some sort of paranormal entity, my daughter has developed a certain contextual association with ghosts.
Now begins the uphill battle of trying to explain that not all "ghosts" are bad.