I have this nasty habit of saying stupid things.
I know.
It's a shocker, isn't it?
One of the most common is when I reply with "you too" to someone helping me in a store or some other customer service situation. It just comes flying out of my mouth, even if it is completely inappropriate. It's as if I have a very specific form of Tourette's.
You can guarantee that if someone says any of the following, I will inevitably follow with an enthusiastic "you too!"
"Enjoy your movie."
"Good luck with your interview."
"Enjoy your purchase."
I also have the uncanny ability to say "you're welcome" before anyone has a chance to say "thank you."
It's a gift.
4 comments:
My husband and I ALWAYS say "you too!" to the movie ticket guy. Then we feel like real buttheads. Sometimes to waiters at restaurants too . . .
I do that all the time too. I was told it is a common sympton of ADD. I'm pretty sure I'm a poster child for the adult version of ADD. :)
UGH! I hate that :/
"Enjoy your flight"
"You too!!! :)"
Do it all the time.
"You need help with that?"
"You too!"
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