I can only imagine the number of mispronounced words I said as a kid. I'm betting my parents have a whole list hidden in a safe deposit box, just waiting for the day when they can bring it out to achieve maximum embarrassment.
Unfortunately, I don't have the patience to set up the same goldmine because I just heard the best one ever come out of my daughter's mouth and I can't help but post it for all the world to see.
This afternoon, I brought the mail home, and in the pile was the newest Friend magazine.
Immediately, she yelled:
"My fagazine, my fagazine!"
Best. Day. Ever.