As you may have read previously, I don't respond like a typical male when I see someone checking out my wife or when I find out she has been hit on.
It's my understanding that I'm supposed to launch into a jealous rage, punch the guy out and drag my wife back home by her hair (caveman-style).
Instead, I get a huge grin on my face and try to give her a high five.
The other day, she came home from the dollar store a little disgusted. She said the guy ringing up her purchases suddenly stopped and said,
"There's a special today. For an extra dollar you can have my phone number."
Needless to say, I was over the moon. After grilling her for the details, I found out he was a pretty normally looking guy and was even close to her age.
And in case you're curious, she got a high five.