Wednesday, March 21, 2012

My Wife's Still Got It

As you may have read previously, I don't respond like a typical male when I see someone checking out my wife or when I find out she has been hit on.

It's my understanding that I'm supposed to launch into a jealous rage, punch the guy out and drag my wife back home by her hair (caveman-style).

Instead, I get a huge grin on my face and try to give her a high five.

The other day, she came home from the dollar store a little disgusted. She said the guy ringing up her purchases suddenly stopped and said,

"There's a special today. For an extra dollar you can have my phone number."

Needless to say, I was over the moon. After grilling her for the details, I found out he was a pretty normally looking guy and was even close to her age.

And in case you're curious, she got a high five.


Jessie said...

Hahah! Literally LOLing over here. It's a been a rough day, and this is just what Adam and I needed.

She is very pretty.

Can't stop chuckling.

Poor guy, terrible pickup line.

Carrot Jello said...

I don't know Nathan, I think I'd like it if my husband showed some jealousy.