My wife gets checked out a lot. I noticed all the way back when we first started dating.
Logic would say I should be jealous, get in the guy's face and try to punch him out.
However, I must have broken something in the part of the male brain that is supposed to love guns, watch football, grunt and crave steak.
Instead of reacting like a normal person, my first impulse is to give my wife a high five (which I usually end up doing).
Disclaimer: These pictures will probably get me in trouble with someone who feels they raised me to be better than this, but I couldn't help it. It fit perfectly.