I wish I had a cool reason ...

Wouldn't it be awesome if I had a cool reason for ditching the blogosphere for nearly two weeks?

Here's what I COULD tell you:

1. I got a free trip to Hawaii.
2. I rescued a bus full of nuns and elementary school kids.
3. I went to Africa on a Peace Corps mission.
4. I cured cancer.

Instead, here's the truth:

1. I was lazy.
2. Work was busy.
3. Stupid life chores like mowing the lawn and fixing the toilet got in the way.

However, I'm back (I hope), so the 2.5 people who manage to click over to this thing I call a blog will once again have some inane stories to read.