Alternate title for this post: My secret life as a food smuggler.
While I was in college, my coworkers and I decided to go to a movie. However, because "ordinary" or "sane" don't exist in my vocabulary, we decided to make the outing a contest as well.
We thought we'd see who could smuggle the most creative food item into the theater to share with the group. And since "harebrained" is my middle name, I decided to go BIG.
We all arrived at the theater and sat in a long row, each of us waiting for the lights to dim so we could break out our contraband.
My wife and I pooled our resources (including her big purse), and left with the title of smuggling champions.
She had a few things in her purse, and I practically had a bulletproof vest with all the plastic bags of stuff I had lining my coat.
So, what did we bring?
2 bottles of water
2 flavor packets (to turn the water into juice)
12 paper plates
1 chocolate pie
Illegal pie in a movie theater is probably one of the best desserts I've ever had.