I have a new best friend.
I call him Floyd, and he seems to go everywhere with me.
As cool as he is, when we walk into a room together, no one seems to notice me anymore because they're too busy staring at him.
I discovered Floyd a couple nights ago when my lower lip started to feel tender on the left side.
Now Floyd has blossomed into one of the biggest zits I've had in a long time.
I don't know how long he'll be with me, but he is going to be unforgettable.
You would think that now that I'm 30, the Floyd's of the world would leave me in peace.