Breaking Our House In

Until your child has spontaneously vomited on your couch, your carpet and your bed, you haven't really broken your house in.

Spit up is VASTLY different than vomit. It's not even in the same galaxy. We've now been vomit-free for 24 hours, and I still smell it wherever I go.



So, if YOUR house hasn't been broken in yet, just let me know. I'll bring our daughter over the next time she's sick, and she'll be happy to do it. Our fees are reasonable, and we'll even let you clean it up.

I can't wait for that phone to ring ...