Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Someone get me a cane

On Sunday, I tried lifting a stackable chair and threw my back out. Not only am I a wimp, but I'm now sporting an 80-year-old shuffle.

Pretty soon I'll be complaining about teenagers these days and their obnoxious habits ... oh wait, I already do.

Pretty soon I'll be wishing I could eat dinner at 4 p.m. and be asleep by 7 p.m. ... oh wait, I already do that too.

Pretty soon I'll be telling the same story in 5-minute intervals and will continually forget how old I am or where I put my keys ... oh wait, is that strike three?

Anyone for a game of shuffleboard?

Afterward, we can head to the cafeteria for some Jello.


Shorty said...

I feel your pain of feeling too old too quickly. Most days I think I'm 35 going on 85. Hope you heal like a young 'un, though!

JMadd said...

Hey, if you don't drive badly and yell instead of whisper in quiet places, I think you're still on the young side of old.