On Sunday, I tried lifting a stackable chair and threw my back out. Not only am I a wimp, but I'm now sporting an 80-year-old shuffle.
Pretty soon I'll be complaining about teenagers these days and their obnoxious habits ... oh wait, I already do.
Pretty soon I'll be wishing I could eat dinner at 4 p.m. and be asleep by 7 p.m. ... oh wait, I already do that too.
Pretty soon I'll be telling the same story in 5-minute intervals and will continually forget how old I am or where I put my keys ... oh wait, is that strike three?
Anyone for a game of shuffleboard?
Afterward, we can head to the cafeteria for some Jello.
2 comments:
I feel your pain of feeling too old too quickly. Most days I think I'm 35 going on 85. Hope you heal like a young 'un, though!
Hey, if you don't drive badly and yell instead of whisper in quiet places, I think you're still on the young side of old.
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