Recently I bought some new socks. Unfortunately, the only ones that were on sale had some pretty bold stripes on them, and I worried about causing undue attention to my clown-sized feet.
I'm tall and skinny.
So are my feet.
I'm positive they would fit perfectly in those insanely long shoes.
So, who could have predicted they would become my favorite socks?
I've almost been tempted to start pegging my pants like I did in the 80s, just so I can show them off a little more. Almost.
The only thing stopping me is calling attention to those blasted clown feet.