This week: How to Use a Squat Toilet
1. I don't think I ever want to have to use one of these.
2. Favorite line:
"Sure, the explicitness of these instructions might make you a little uncomfortable, but not nearly as uncomfortable as it'd be to ask someone how to use a squat toilet, or walk away from one with a mess on the floor and on your clothes."
Enough said. Definitely, enough said.