My wife and I are in the middle of teaching our daughter to pray.
While there are a multitude of mispronunciations all the way through, her intro gives me the giggles every time.
Here's how it usually goes:
Me: Do you want to say the prayer?
Me: Okay, say Dear?
Me: (trying to keep a straight face) Father.
Now, I'm sure Heavenly Father is funny and has a great sense of humor. I just don't know if that is one of his typical prefixes.