Our dishwasher just kicked the bucket.
By the way, you're welcome for that antiquated phrase I just used. That's courtesy of my parents who are full of all kinds of euphemisms thought to be extinct.
You want proof? Here are a couple of my favorites:
"We're as busy as cranberry merchants!" (Exactly how busy are cranberry merchants?)
"That's the straight poop." (I have NO desire to find out the origin for this one.)
What does a broken dishwasher mean? It means Nathan is going to once again deny his inability to fix things in favor of saving the $119 installation fee and try to do it himself.
Wish me luck (Translation: pray I won't lose a finger).