Wiki How has some pretty funny "How To" articles on their site. One I recently noticed was an article on:
How to Feign Interest when an Annoying Person Talks to You
My reason for posting this one in particular? I wanted you all to know that I'm onto you. The next time I start talking to you, I'll be watching for these signals. I also figure it might be nice to finally have a method for how to deal with me when I start sharing my lame stories.