Zits

The other day, I totally grossed out some of my coworkers. We were talking about zits (I know, thrilling conversation, right?), and I mentioned that I never really got any on my forehead, nose or cheeks. Mine were all centered around my mouth. It was then that I dropped the phrase that made them all dry heave ...

I said it was like I had a goatee of zits.

Great mental image, right?

Unfortunately, I still get a few stubborn ones that show up every once in a while. I like to think this is just my way of hanging onto my youth. I guess I never specified which part I wanted to hang onto.